i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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