So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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