How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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