why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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