I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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