My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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