Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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