that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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