What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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