she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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