worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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