its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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