I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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