I must be too annoying 4 u.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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