help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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