and you said cock pushups were impossible
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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