My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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