Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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