it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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