My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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