Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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