dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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