Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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