talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Randomize
