Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My ass is underappreciated
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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