thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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