the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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