i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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