I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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