nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I need to sanitize my soul.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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