so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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