Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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