she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
well you can't waste a boner
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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