His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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