Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I need to calm my uterus...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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