I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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