Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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