how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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