He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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