My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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