i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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