ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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