my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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