p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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