how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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