Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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