Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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