Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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