I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Also, beer. Big fan.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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