So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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