Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i dont even know how to be here
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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